My name is Mac, y'all
Get back, y'all
From the front row
To the back wall
I get everybody's toe's a tappin'
With a taste of my rappin'
It's all happenin'
Wait until your turn and roll the dice more
Haven't played tabletop since I was a sophomore
I'll be spittin' mad dice as a diversion to TOR
Unless I decide I like D&D more
I used to play a badger-man
'Cause nobody pulls bitches like a badger can
I'd throw my hat, I'd throw some rocks
And the lovely bitches wanted me inside the box
With my badger cocks
That's right I had two
That's twice as much man power as you
So let's get ready to raid dungeons and shit
I'll be playin' Barnabas, the gunslinger's a hit
He's got awesome horns and a kickass tail
I can't afford a chain shirt so he's in leather mail
He's got a dog named Money so you know what he's gettin'
And he's gonna fuck more bitches than you, no bullshittin'
In the museum of badasses his face rules the gallery
And if you don't believe me you can suck on my fallacies.
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